About four years ago, I thought I was being clever when I used the phrase “GLBTQAZetc” to refer to the growing alphabet soup of sexual perversion. Turns out that Weslyan University’s unintentional self-parody takes it up a notch.
Open House is a safe space for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderfuck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM) communities and for people of sexually or gender dissident communities.
They’re so diverse and inclusive they included B, G, T, and Q twice. But I can’t help but notice that the ‘C’ is missing. I’m referring, of course, to ‘chastity.’ If there is one group of people who are genuinely “sexually dissident” in the modern university, it’s the chaste.